Sunday, April 5, 2009

Flush

I found my mom asleep on the toilet.
This isnt meant for you to laugh at.
"Wake up Mom!"
Stop laughing, reader.
"Pull up your pants."
Dont fell sorry for her.
She's nodding off again.
"Mom! Flush! Go to bed!"
She stumble into her room and climbed into bed,
forgetting to wash her hands.


Its not funny, because its true.
But then again,
its funny because its true

*This poem is really meant to be read out loud, with the right amount of emotion in the right places.

2 comments:

GlennBBR said...

i laughed the entire time...and i was imagining it read with emotion at certain places oddly enough

IntangibleFriend said...

Ur sense of humor is god awfully wonderful. I loved every bit of it. to me, this is ur opus (master piece)